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Front view of a Westnorthern University t-shirt in Team Purple

Westnorthern University

$24

Westnorthern University

$24

Westnorthern University

$24

Westnorthern University is the elite educational institution for those who reject conventional directions and forge their own path, usually the wrong one. This collegiate parody tee combines classic campus style with gloriously incorrect geography.

The university seal features the distinguished Latin phrase UBI SUMUS NUNC” loosely translated by experts as “Where are we now?” Scholars may disagree, but wouldn’t traveling “westnorthern” get you to the same place as going “northwestern”?

Ideal for map nerds, teachers, travelers, and anyone who has ever confidently said “I know a shortcut” before getting completely lost. And yes, we did put a rubber chicken in there!

Academic excellence has never been this geographically questionable.

Westnorthern University is the elite educational institution for those who reject conventional directions and forge their own path, usually the wrong one. This collegiate parody tee combines classic campus style with gloriously incorrect geography.

The university seal features the distinguished Latin phrase UBI SUMUS NUNC” loosely translated by experts as “Where are we now?” Scholars may disagree, but wouldn’t traveling “westnorthern” get you to the same place as going “northwestern”?

Ideal for map nerds, teachers, travelers, and anyone who has ever confidently said “I know a shortcut” before getting completely lost. And yes, we did put a rubber chicken in there!

Academic excellence has never been this geographically questionable.

Tee Shirt Sizing

Part of Tee S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 17.99 20.00 22.01 24.02 25.98 27.99
Length, in 27.99 29.02 30.00 31.02 32.01 32.99
Sleeve length, in 8.90 9.17 9.45 9.72 10.00 10.39
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment’s shape for longer.
  • Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
  • The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that’s perfect for accessorizing.
  • Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
  • The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
  • Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors – 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Part S M L
Width, in 17.99 20.00 22.01
Length, in 27.99 29.02 30.00
Sleeve length, in 8.90 9.17 9.45
Part XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 24.02 25.98 27.99
Length, in 31.02 32.01 32.99
Sleeve length, in 9.72 10.00 10.39
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment’s shape for longer.
  • Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
  • The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that’s perfect for accessorizing.
  • Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
  • The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
  • Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors – 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
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Front view of a Westnorthern University t-shirt in Team Purple

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