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Tuna Of The Land

$24

Tuna Of The Land

$24

Front view of a Tuna Of The Land t-shirt in White
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Front view of a Tuna Of The Land t-shirt in White
Folded view of a Tuna Of The Land t-shirt in White

Tuna Of The Land

$24

Tuna of the Land finally answers a question nobody asked but science felt compelled to solve. After years of costly government-funded research, we have an answer. If tuna is the Chicken of the Sea, then chicken is, without question, the Tuna of the Land.

This tee celebrates circular logic, grocery store philosophy, and the bold confidence of food branding gone completely sideways. Featuring a proudly labeled can of premium chicken, it leans hard into the kind of marketing that explains nothing and somehow makes perfect sense. Is it poultry? Is it seafood? No, it is enlightenment.

Wear this shirt to confuse strangers, amuse friends, and quietly assert dominance at the cookout. Ideal for wordplay enthusiasts, lunch meat intellectuals, and anyone who enjoys pretending food metaphors are legally binding.

 

Tuna of the Land finally answers a question nobody asked but science felt compelled to solve. After years of costly government-funded research, we have an answer. If tuna is the Chicken of the Sea, then chicken is, without question, the Tuna of the Land.

This tee celebrates circular logic, grocery store philosophy, and the bold confidence of food branding gone completely sideways. Featuring a proudly labeled can of premium chicken, it leans hard into the kind of marketing that explains nothing and somehow makes perfect sense. Is it poultry? Is it seafood? No, it is enlightenment.

Wear this shirt to confuse strangers, amuse friends, and quietly assert dominance at the cookout. Ideal for wordplay enthusiasts, lunch meat intellectuals, and anyone who enjoys pretending food metaphors are legally binding.

 

Tee Shirt Sizing

Part of Tee S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 17.99 20.00 22.01 24.02 25.98 27.99
Length, in 27.99 29.02 30.00 31.02 32.01 32.99
Sleeve length, in 8.90 9.17 9.45 9.72 10.00 10.39
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment’s shape for longer.
  • Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
  • The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that’s perfect for accessorizing.
  • Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
  • The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
  • Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors – 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Part S M L
Width, in 17.99 20.00 22.01
Length, in 27.99 29.02 30.00
Sleeve length, in 8.90 9.17 9.45
Part XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 24.02 25.98 27.99
Length, in 31.02 32.01 32.99
Sleeve length, in 9.72 10.00 10.39
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment’s shape for longer.
  • Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
  • The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that’s perfect for accessorizing.
  • Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
  • The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
  • Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors – 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
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Product Details
  • Crewneck t-shirt
  • Designed in USA
  • Printed in USA
  • Relaxed fit
  • Unisex style
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