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Sumptuous

$24

Sumptuous

$24

Front view of a Sumptuous t-shirt in White
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Front view of a Sumptuous t-shirt in White
Folded view of a Sumptuous t-shirt in White

Sumptuous

$24

Sumptuous isn’t just a tee shirt, it’s a lifestyle you can now afford without selling crypto at the wrong time.

Inspired by those high-fashion tees that cost $480 because the font “feels European,” Sumptuous leans unapologetically into luxury culture’s favorite pastime: taking itself very seriously. The design is minimalist, the vibe is maximal ego. It quietly suggests you summer somewhere coastal, drink water with minerals you can’t pronounce, and absolutely know the difference between fashion and style (even if no one else does).

Wearing Sumptuous signals taste, restraint, and the confidence to mock both. It pairs well with distressed denim, untouched credit cards, and a subtle belief that your shirt is, in fact, making a statement about capitalism. Or at least about irony, because true luxury isn’t about paying more for something so that it feels important.

To mimic that high-fashion look and heavier feel, we deviated from our normal tee and chose the Comfort Colors C1717. It’s 100% ring-spun U.S. cotton for durable, comfortable wear, yet somehow still not $480.

S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 18.25 20.25 22.00 24.00 26.00 27.75
Length, in 26.62 28.00 29.37 30.75 31.62 32.50
Sleeve length from center back, in 16.25 17.75 19.00 20.50 21.75 23.25
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

Sumptuous isn’t just a tee shirt, it’s a lifestyle you can now afford without selling crypto at the wrong time.

Inspired by those high-fashion tees that cost $480 because the font “feels European,” Sumptuous leans unapologetically into luxury culture’s favorite pastime: taking itself very seriously. The design is minimalist, the vibe is maximal ego. It quietly suggests you summer somewhere coastal, drink water with minerals you can’t pronounce, and absolutely know the difference between fashion and style (even if no one else does).

Wearing Sumptuous signals taste, restraint, and the confidence to mock both. It pairs well with distressed denim, untouched credit cards, and a subtle belief that your shirt is, in fact, making a statement about capitalism. Or at least about irony, because true luxury isn’t about paying more for something so that it feels important.

To mimic that high-fashion look and heavier feel, we deviated from our normal tee and chose the Comfort Colors C1717. It’s 100% ring-spun U.S. cotton for durable, comfortable wear, yet somehow still not $480.

S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 18.25 20.25 22.00 24.00 26.00 27.75
Length, in 26.62 28.00 29.37 30.75 31.62 32.50
Sleeve length from center back, in 16.25 17.75 19.00 20.50 21.75 23.25
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

Tee Shirt Sizing

Part of Tee S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 17.99 20.00 22.01 24.02 25.98 27.99
Length, in 27.99 29.02 30.00 31.02 32.01 32.99
Sleeve length, in 8.90 9.17 9.45 9.72 10.00 10.39
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment’s shape for longer.
  • Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
  • The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that’s perfect for accessorizing.
  • Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
  • The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
  • Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors – 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Part S M L
Width, in 17.99 20.00 22.01
Length, in 27.99 29.02 30.00
Sleeve length, in 8.90 9.17 9.45
Part XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 24.02 25.98 27.99
Length, in 31.02 32.01 32.99
Sleeve length, in 9.72 10.00 10.39
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment’s shape for longer.
  • Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
  • The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that’s perfect for accessorizing.
  • Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
  • The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
  • Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors – 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
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Product Details
  • Crewneck t-shirt
  • Designed in USA
  • Printed in USA
  • Relaxed fit
  • Unisex style
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