MKUltra Phase III
MKUltra Phase III
$24
MKUltra Phase III
$24
MKUltra Phase III is what happens when history, paranoia, and a questionable amount of “what were they thinking?” collide into one perfectly wearable tee.
Inspired by the real-life chaos of Project MKUltra, this design pays tribute to an era when the Central Intelligence Agency thought, “You know what would be fun? Let’s secretly give people LSD and see what happens.” Bold strategy. Minimal consent. Maximum weirdness.
Featuring a hypnotic eye, a very stressed-out silhouette, and just enough “classified” energy to make your friends uncomfortable in the best way, this shirt says:
- “I know history.”
- “I don’t fully trust authority.”
- “And I definitely read the fine print now.”
Perfect for conspiracy enthusiasts, history buffs, and anyone who prefers their fashion with a side of government-induced existential dread.
Why you’ll love it:
- Soft, high-quality fabric that will not alter your consciousness
- Conversation starter at parties, barbecues, and definitely not CIA briefings
- Subtle reminder that “top secret” sometimes just means “bad idea, but make it official”
Wear it proudly. Just maybe don’t accept any unmarked beverages while you have it on.
Description
MKUltra Phase III is what happens when history, paranoia, and a questionable amount of “what were they thinking?” collide into one perfectly wearable tee.
Inspired by the real-life chaos of Project MKUltra, this design pays tribute to an era when the Central Intelligence Agency thought, “You know what would be fun? Let’s secretly give people LSD and see what happens.” Bold strategy. Minimal consent. Maximum weirdness.
Featuring a hypnotic eye, a very stressed-out silhouette, and just enough “classified” energy to make your friends uncomfortable in the best way, this shirt says:
- “I know history.”
- “I don’t fully trust authority.”
- “And I definitely read the fine print now.”
Perfect for conspiracy enthusiasts, history buffs, and anyone who prefers their fashion with a side of government-induced existential dread.
Why you’ll love it:
- Soft, high-quality fabric that will not alter your consciousness
- Conversation starter at parties, barbecues, and definitely not CIA briefings
- Subtle reminder that “top secret” sometimes just means “bad idea, but make it official”
Wear it proudly. Just maybe don’t accept any unmarked beverages while you have it on.
Tee Shirt Sizing
| Part of Tee | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 |
| Length, in | 27.99 | 29.02 | 30.00 | 31.02 | 32.01 | 32.99 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.17 | 9.45 | 9.72 | 10.00 | 10.39 |
- Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
- The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that’s perfect for accessorizing.
- Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
- The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
- Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors – 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
| Part | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 |
| Length, in | 27.99 | 29.02 | 30.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.17 | 9.45 |
| Part | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 |
| Length, in | 31.02 | 32.01 | 32.99 |
| Sleeve length, in | 9.72 | 10.00 | 10.39 |
- Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
- The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that’s perfect for accessorizing.
- Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
- The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
- Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors – 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
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