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Eastnorthern Cartography

$24

Eastnorthern Cartography

$24

Front view of a Eastnorthern Cartography t-shirt in Black
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Front view of a Eastnorthern Cartography t-shirt in Black
Folded view of a Eastnorthern Cartography t-shirt in Black

Eastnorthern Cartography

$24

Eastnorthern Cartography is dedicated to the noble science of making maps that are technically incorrect but emotionally confident. Styled with a classic varsity aesthetic, this clever parody tee is perfect for anyone who loves geography, maps, or being hilariously bad at directions. Scholars may disagree, but wouldn’t traveling “eastnorthern” get you to the same place as going “northeastern”?

Whether you are a cartographer, a geography teacher, a student, or someone who still needs GPS for the grocery store, this shirt delivers the perfect subtle joke. Smart, weird, and just incorrect enough to be funny, it is a conversation starter disguised as collegiate apparel.

Because true explorers know “eastnorthern” is absolutely a real direction.

 

Eastnorthern Cartography is dedicated to the noble science of making maps that are technically incorrect but emotionally confident. Styled with a classic varsity aesthetic, this clever parody tee is perfect for anyone who loves geography, maps, or being hilariously bad at directions. Scholars may disagree, but wouldn’t traveling “eastnorthern” get you to the same place as going “northeastern”?

Whether you are a cartographer, a geography teacher, a student, or someone who still needs GPS for the grocery store, this shirt delivers the perfect subtle joke. Smart, weird, and just incorrect enough to be funny, it is a conversation starter disguised as collegiate apparel.

Because true explorers know “eastnorthern” is absolutely a real direction.

 

Tee Shirt Sizing

Part of Tee S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 17.99 20.00 22.01 24.02 25.98 27.99
Length, in 27.99 29.02 30.00 31.02 32.01 32.99
Sleeve length, in 8.90 9.17 9.45 9.72 10.00 10.39
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment’s shape for longer.
  • Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
  • The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that’s perfect for accessorizing.
  • Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
  • The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
  • Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors – 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Part S M L
Width, in 17.99 20.00 22.01
Length, in 27.99 29.02 30.00
Sleeve length, in 8.90 9.17 9.45
Part XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 24.02 25.98 27.99
Length, in 31.02 32.01 32.99
Sleeve length, in 9.72 10.00 10.39
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment’s shape for longer.
  • Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
  • The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that’s perfect for accessorizing.
  • Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
  • The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
  • Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors – 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
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Front view of a Eastnorthern Cartography t-shirt in Black

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